You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News -

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News


  • Release Date: 2010-12-28
  • Genre: Humor
4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 335 Ratings)

Book Synopsis

From the most-read humor site on the internet,

You're going to wish you never picked up this book.

Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, is more than happy to fill you in:

* A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.
* The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.
* Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.
* The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.
* Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

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Latest Impressions

  • Great!!

    By Colomama15
    Just great stuff!! I've got a zom-boner right now!!
  • Torture

    By NeptunesSpear
    I give it two stars because it taught me a couple of interesting facts, but aside from that I couldn't wait to be done with this book. The sample chapters are far more comical than the remainder of the book.
  • You Might be a Zombie. . . Not Bad!

    By Gilgamesh2
    This is a very entertaining book. Lots of interesting facts. . .a great class starter for teachers. . .note to the authors--Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, not North Dakota.
  • A true LOL moment

    By Slinens
    A quick read. Some chapters are funnier than others but I had several Laugh Out Loud moments throughout. The childbirth description was my favorite. I like that I downloaded this on my iPad because I highlighted portions throughout to quickly & easily locate my favorite passages for sharing with friends.
  • Good book

    By Fonsiloco
    Interesting facts with lots of humor. Recommend to all
  • Upsettingly Awesome

    By Paul190
    Fact check as you go and freaked out!!! Even if some of this content us only loosely based in reality, it is still upsetting to conceive of some of the ideas, and funny as h***!!!
  • Fun and informative

    By O3marine
    Loads of giggles here boys and gals. Really fun read. Just goes to show you, there are silly people doing amazing things, a true blessing.
  • Buy it

    By Randar108
    a very good book
  • Trying not to laugh

    By __xib__
    I had to give this book five stars because I had to fight to keep from laughing out loud while reading it on crowded BART trains.
  • This book is freakin hilarious

    By thejman013
    Although the humor can be pretty dark at times, it's still a really funny read. I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys dark humor. Kinda reminds me of the alphabet of manliness (maybe not quite as dark as that)